I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
tell me about the eggs
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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