3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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