Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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