North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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