is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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