Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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