If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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