So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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