Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There r osticjed everywhere
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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