8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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