come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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