At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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