Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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