Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well I just put wine in my tea
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
