Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
