You just made me feel so damn special
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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