***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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