Nicole vs. Life
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
