Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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