Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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