it hurts more in the daytime
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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