whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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