Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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