her vagine was all disorganized.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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