I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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