i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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