The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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