I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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