that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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