nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
