He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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