Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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