i can't believe i had my finger in that
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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