She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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