They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
