My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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