Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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