Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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