I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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