can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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