i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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