I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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