YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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