Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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