Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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