around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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