Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
