She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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