Where did you get a picture of my penis
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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