2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When did angry sex become our thing?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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