It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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