I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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