this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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