I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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