Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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